3 Days with Claudette Colbert
The single rose in the bud vase made everything else look incredibly
tacky. We were having a celebrity visitor. We always had celebrity visitors,
why the special effort?
John Malkovich, Meryl Streep, Keir Dullea and Kelly McGillis didn't rate
this treatment. They had put up with the accumulated crud just like we did.
Bill Buckley and Robert Hughes, forget it. Hey, the place was always busy
and they were being paid, right?
This time we were getting a visit from a real star, from when there were
stars. Claudette Colbert.
I cleaned the studio again, brushed the black felt we used on the table to
muffle the sound of turning pages, despaired, turned it over and brushed the
less damaged backside. I washed the double glass in the control room window.
Sigh!
I nipped out to the maintenance room for a Phillips screwdriver to remove
the pane and washed the inside of the soundlock glass, too.
Before we were told who the narrator would be I had been looking forward to
three afternoons of listening to a good book and expense account lunches in
a bag from the deli downstairs. Sherry was my Audiobooks client: the producer,
editor, chief cook and bottle washer at Random House for books on tape. For
all the product they got out onto the street, an impressive effort. A two
woman shop, Sherry and Linda, tucked away in a ninth floor office on East 51st Street.
Claudette was late. She was eighty-three years old, suppose she had died on
the way to the studio? Sherry and I paced in front of the elevator, feeling
foolish and negligent that we had lost one of our charges. Sherry checked
with her office. Did she know where to go?
Claudette had the address. In fact, she had just called to confirm; her
husband's chauffeur was bringing her in the limo. Claudette had married a
distinguished surgeon decades earlier. He had entrusted his wife to us and
now we had lost her: old and feeble, wandering alone in midtown Manhattan.
[When fact-checking this piece, I discovered that her husband, Dr. Joel
Pressman, a surgeon, had died in 1968. She always spoke of him in the
present tense: "He makes sure that I have a banana and a vitamin pill
to start the day."] The elevator doors opened and a busy, compact woman bustled out. She caught
a heel on a loose parquet tile, the one we had been meaning to glue down,
stumbled, recovered. She was carrying a pink nylon insulated lunch hamper
with an appliqué flower on the side. She lumped it on the reception desk and
announced, “Sorry I'm late. Random House? I'm here for their one o'clock
session.”
“Miss Colbert?” Sherry.
“Yes, and I'm all out of breath. My husband must never know. I got the
address wrong. I'm always doing that. I had the car drop me at 45 West 35th
Street. I had enough change to call your office, but not enough for a cab. I
walked it double-time.”
Ten blocks uptown on Fifth Avenue, against the wind. Eighty-three and only
twenty minutes late. She had scrambled. “I never leave the house without a
dollar in quarters.”
It was Claudette Colbert. Definitely. And definitely not feeble. Floral
print jumper, a little hat and the same bangs and tight-permed curls that
had charmed Clark Gable in It Happened One Night. And looking not
eighty-three. Diet and exercise. Fifty, perhaps.
“I've never done anything like this before. Narration is something new. Bear
with me.”
The book was Anne Morrow Lindbergh's The Gift From The Sea. The three days
were a vacation from hassles and deadlines. We finished early and lingered
late; she seldom needed a second take. I asked for a few anyway, to show
Sherry I was earning my keep and to cover alternate side timings for
cassette duplication. She did so well that we had ample time in the booking
slot to sit and chat. She talked and we listened. Claudette packed her own
lunch every day in the same pink lunch pail, vegetarian low cholesterol. And
she smoked my brand. “I always smoke the brand of the person I'm asking for
a cigarette. I gave them up years ago.” Between takes she sat in the control
room and hustled my cigarettes. We reminisced about New York. She was not
really French. “Belgian, like Hercule Poirot. Colbert is my grandparents'
name.”
We agreed horse-drawn streetcars were something that should be brought back.
“I suppose I really should carry credit cards or something.” The very rich
never carry money.
Claudette had pocket cash squirreled away and always on her person, refugee
memories. She had arrived from Belgium in 1914, a fugitive from the war in
Europe. The crosstown trolleys on Fourteenth Street were her first enduring
impression of America.
Three days with Claudette Colbert, my first star. And last.
“May I have the flower?” she asked.
“Please. Tomorrow I'll get one with a sprig of baby's breath.”
RESOURCES:
Claudette bio
and filmography
http://query.nytimes.com/
Lindberghs newsreel footage
www.archive.org/
Ann Morrow Lindbergh www.pbs.org/wgbh/
Technorati tags: Claudette Colbert, Charles and Ann Lindbergh, Film Stars
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