
The Bookworm #1
The diary of an Ohio farm wife
Thursday Nov 13-1924
Cleaned upstairs, also attic. It looks nice now. Worked on woodpile. Did nothing else today but cry. Hubert made to me the startling announcement that he has been using my money to play the stock market and lost. Everything is wrong. I feel bad for Hubert. He is worrying very much. All stocks are going up except what we have.
In early 1980s a Chagrin Falls, Ohio yard sale
presented me with a diary written by an Ohio farm wife from 1923 through
1927. It is in the form of a handwritten ledger and in fair shape. The
family was the Borlings (Hubert and Anna) and the times were hard for their
Lake County orchard business.
Genealogy was not our forte, but we were curious people and became caught up with what it was like to live in America in the 1920s. What drew us to this writing project was the dearth of information about this era between the Great War and the Great Depression, particularly in the American Midwest. Researching the diary grew into a larger project than we could handle; we realized that if our involvement were to continue it would mean moving to Ohio for a year at least. When Bonnie and I were married twelve years ago (as of 2008), we began a sporadic research of the times of the diary. One hell of a honeymoon, you say. Well... we didn't write all the time.
We transcribed the diary during one of those long, cold winters Maine is famous for, and passed along an electronic version to the historical society in the Ohio county where the diary’s writer lived and wrote.
I paid a copyright attorney for consultation. Could I use the diary as the basis for a fictional treatment? Yes—if I performed a diligent search and no claimants popped up. The diary entered the public domain as of 2003. I would write a book; I scribbled and sweated, but nothing I could come up with hit with the force of the matter-of-fact prose of the diary, an interstitial marvel. Here's an excerpt from my efforts—Anna, now Julia, has decided to remodel the house:
“I think we shall begin today.”
Winter smelled like wet wool, oatmeal and coal oil, and lungs gurgled with persistent coughs. When it snowed, the mud of the dooryard was dotted with great, plashy wet flakes, piling into drifts in a day; the brown mud seeped up as the coal smoke seeped down. Wind-blown snow exposed striations of white, black, and brown eddying in the gritty film that covered all outdoors. Soot clotted on the snow, the walls, the curtains, and in the lungs. Two kitchens and four stoves—the soot and ash filtered into every room of the house.
When I came to this house as a bride, things were different, thought Julia. As a bride, she had been neither resigned nor hopeful: her marriage had just happened at an appropriate time. She had wedded Hubert in the same house, before the same familiar faces, amid the same furniture with identical rows of the orchards marching parallel ranks to the Lake Erie shores ten miles away. Marrying Hubert Borling had been quite the same as marrying one's own brother. The fifteen years between them had been an insuperable gulf—he sixteen, she a toddler. They had grown up together barely speaking. She had not crossed the family threshold, she had only stayed and waited. Theirs was not a love match; it was, like their wedding, reasonable and inevitable. And a full two years later, they had a child: a daughter, Katherine, their only child. For most of those fourteen years she had swept up the charred twists of newspaper Grandfather Borling stamped out on the floor after lighting his pipe, boiled her wash in the two-handled copper boiler Grandmother Borling had favored, and ironed on Wednesdays.
“I'm trying to make the place look a little neater and more home-like,” Julia wrote in her diary, “When I get through, this will be a different house.”
The little kitchen was no bigger, no smaller, than the summer kitchen or “big” kitchen. The big kitchen was a room of passage from the orchards and the barn, a depot for muddy boots, a shed for sorting cherries, plucking poultry, wash-boiling and canning on its combination kerosene- and wood-fired range. The summer kitchen was attached to the house, inconveniently away from the little kitchen. During the summer months, most meals were eaten there. After the harvest the number of mouths to be fed declined and the remaining hired hand who stayed over winter ate with the family in the little kitchen. Winter water came from the hand pump at a massive zinc sink. The big kitchen boasted a huge black cook stove with upper warming ovens, a Grand Rapids rectangular oak table with chairs for eight and additional leaves for expansion as needed. There was a horsehair couch in the summer kitchen: a relic, slick and nacreous, a Victorian fainting couch indented by the writhing hams of two generations of hired men as they removed muddy boots. The big kitchen had many windows.
There was a stamping of boots. Hubert had entered the big kitchen, in from the barn. Hubert bent over the the bar of yellow soap, working its shallow lather into the grease-clogged creases of his knuckles.
“Damn!” He had wet his cuffs.
Wiping a free hand on his hair, he tugged up one sleeve. Hubert wiped the suds from his right hand on the seat of his pants and pulled the other sleeve up. The water stopped. He gave a fly at the pump handle and plied the soap, working under his nails with a stiff fiber brush. At eye level was a gleaming representation of a porcelain sink nestled atop custom cabinetry.
Julia had pinned a picture torn from a magazine where he would have to see it.
“I see it.” He spoke knowing she would be there.
“Better Homes and Gardens. Like it? I like it.”
“This one stays; it's a zinc sink.” That tickled Hubert, his words and their music. A zinc sink. The words would be there all afternoon, hovering through his exhalations just at the level of audibility. Hubert was not easily or often amused, but when a thing caught his fancy he would savor it all day. He was not purposefully trying to annoy her; he was teasing the words for himself and himself alone. Anyone who attended might be amused or not as they pleased. The zinc sink, the old, ugly and serviceable sink, planted like a foundry casting across a windowless wall in the summer kitchen.
“A zinc sink.” Substantial, a marvel of last century's washday technology, with stubby legs, its basins two feet deep—deep and immovable.
“I was only mentioning it. Forget it. I never said anything.”
The 1920s
- The Bureau of Public Health determined the average life expectancy for an American was 54 years, up from 49 in 1901.
- Due to cost-saving assembly-line production, the price of a basic Model T Ford dropped to $290. Ford produced its 10-millionth automobile.
- In 1923 New York overturned its liquor prohibition laws, motivating Washington to to send federal agents into the state to enforce the national ban on alcohol.
- American Howard Carter assisted Lord Carnarvon in the opening of the tomb of King Tutankhamen in Egypt. Popular songs included Yes, We Have No Bananas, Sonny Boy and Barney Google.
- By 1924 2½-million radios were in American households. Only 500 receivers existed in 1920.
- Reader's Digest and The New Yorker magazines were first published.
- Albert Einstein came to the U.S. to lecture at Columbia University about his theory of relativity.
- Oklahoma Governor John Calloway placed his state under martial law because of the terrorist activities of the secretive Ku Klux Klan.
We were an elementary school secretary and a retired engineer. I had been packing the diary around since 1981, hoping to eventually 'do something' with it. We began researching the people and places mentioned in the diary with the hope of coming up with a publishable manuscript. A sporadic series of inquiries about Lake Co. and the nursery business occupied our spare time over a few years. We even checked the past ownership of the house that had held the yard sale. No soap.
Inside the front cover
MOTHER
A mother's love for you will last
When lighter passions long have passed.
So [faithful crossed out] holy ‘tis and true
Her peerless love hath longer dwelt
‘Tis more firmly fixed More firmly felt.
[from a newspaper clipping]
LIFE'S DAYS
Life can be very sweet at times
Through all its cares and stress,
And there are many hours and days
Of cheer and happiness;
For every heartache that we know
Our joys are quite a few,
For every bitter hour there comes
An hour of gladness, too.
Often our days are very dark
And faith and hope seem vain,
And in the anguish of our souls
We cry aloud in pain;
But always in the darkest hour
Hope comes to cheer and bless,
And we are led by wondrous ways
To faith and happiness.
So let us take life as it comes
And live from day to day,
Sure in the knowledge God's strong hand
Is leading all the way;
Trusting to Him when clouds hang low,
Knowing that He will give
A joy for every darksome hour
While here on earth we live.
The diary is the statement of a remarkable woman, a kind of Winesburg, Ohio as remembered by its last surviving inhabitant. I have enough on my writerly plate to keep me out of harm’s way for the next five years at least. If you’d like to pick up with the project, the Borling Diary is in the files of the Lake County (Ohio) Historical Society. Or e-mail me here. It reads like Dickens or Mark Twain filtered through the pages of a mail-order catalog. Once you get past the very personal and idiosyncratic rhythm of the diary, you’ll be spellbound. Here are some excerpts:
Easter Sunday April 1-23
Zero last night and early this morning. But it warmed up nicely. We all had
a dandy Easter. Children got box from Miami, Fla. from Aunt Kittie. Each one
got a nice bag. Hubert & I got a nice basket from our girls.
In P.M. Hubert promised the girls to take them up to hear Herbster's Radio
[sic], then he whipped Katherine because he said she put her foot on his
book, but she did not, and because I interfered he got mad and would not go.
The girls went up to Olive's instead.
Now he is mad again. He is mad about 7/8 of the time. I am quite used to it
now.
Monday April 2-23
69 today and very windy. I washed, girls helped. They can help a lot lately.
Katherine got a box from Larkin containing bar pin & pen. Also box from
Otillia containing candy, stationery, etc., also a big apron for me. In P.M.
I drove car to town to get pattern for Loretta's dress, had her hair cut and
got her a pair of shoes.
Friday Dec 3-26
Not as cold. Rain at 11 P.M.
Wrote to Katherine. Waited for mail at Keightly’s. Told them of Katherine’s
homesickness. Made Jello for P.T.A. meeting tonite but it is not pretty.
Made white waist for Loretta. Took Mrs. Keightly to P.T.A. I was on
committee. My: but I was ashamed of my Jello. It looked so muddy, everybody
else’s was so bright and pretty. Raining when we left.
Saturday Dec 4-26
Poor Katherine, I feel for her. Her father sure has it in for her. Last
Wednesday he sent her to the house on an errand. Because she did not run
there and back he punished her by not allowing her to go riding with him
when he went to Thompson. Because I said, “How can you be so mean?” He got
ugly, said he would smash me in the face and break my glasses, told me
repeatedly to “go plum to hell,” etc. Then he went to sleep in the girl’s
room. Slept with Loretta. Tonite he ordered Katherine in my bed. I put both
girls in my bed and went in the other room with him.
Sunday Dec 5-26
Dark & cloudy, snow.
8 o’clock Mass. Started 8.20, arrived 8.25. Dinner 11. No supper. Mr. Feller
& Mr. Tafel here. Baked 96 cookies. Had headache all day. In eve. Gave
Hubert Katherine’s letter of Friday to read. A pitiful story of lack of
proper food, loss of sleep, inability to get lessons which were the
outpouring of a soul in the verg [sic] of despair caused by a heart eaten up
with home-sickness. Hubert & I had long talk of (2 hrs.) past. Ours &
Katherine’s in which many things were said and the atmosphere cleared.
Wednesday Dec 7-27
Rain in eve. Turned to snow.
Hubert mad again. Got dinner. Men did not come in. Cleared off table,
cut old stockings all afternoon. Men came in 2.30.
Thursday Dec 8-27
Big snow storm all nite & day. Many lives lost at sea and on land. Blue
room full of snow. I ironed & mended. Got all ready to go to 8 o’clock
Mass but it was so cold and stormy we did not risk going. It was 15
[degrees] at 7 A.M. but got as cold as 8 before nite.
Saturday Dec 17-27
About 20 [degrees] with snow.
Girls & I went to town after dinner. Did Xmas shopping. Gold basket for
girls 1.20. Buttonieres [sic] for Knobles 100 + 59. Slippers for Hubert
2.00. Nuts, candy, etc. Everything was lovely until Hubert hurt Loretta
in fun. She has 2 boils on back of her neck, also a sore nose. He
pinched her nose. She cried. Katherine said, “I think you treat her real
mean.“ Hubert turned and gave her a sounding crack on the mouth. She
took it without a murmur. Her lip was cut, the blood run out and it
swelled way up. It hurt me to see him strike her, so I said a few things
and then I cried hard. The girls cried in sympathy. Now he is mad again.
If he can’t be decent without being a bully let him be mad I say.
Sunday Dec 18-27
16 [degrees] at 8.30. Snow & storm all day.
Nobody went to Mass. I waited for Hubert to get up but he did not get up
until 7.50. Mass at 8. He slept on couch all nite. When he is mad he
never sleeps with me. Girls & Miller kids played in snow in P.M. I read
& addressed Xmas cards. Katherine wrapped Xmas parcels.
Saturday Dec 31-27
Rain all nite turned to snow. Also stormy.
While crouched on couch behind stove this A.M. Hubert talked to me. Has
been mad 2 weeks. Had blues, cried, has boils, felt bad all over. Was
broken-hearted. I guess things will be better now.
Goodby, little diary, you have been a faithful friend. You know a great
many troubles also pleasures. Hope the future has better things in
store.
About
Alarms & Excursions
- Jelly side down
- Alistair Cooke's bones
- Robert Sheckley and Basil Rathbone
- The Year We Invented Rock N Roll
- Mehitabel the Cat
- Hooray for the Pulps
- The Illuminati Owe Carl .57
- The Night Telegraph Operator
- The Fastest Hound Dog in the State of Maine
- The Nooz at Newn
- That Old-tyme Religion
- Why William Powell?
- Judge Crater's First Miracle
- Judge Crater's Second Miracle
- Necrophilia Jones
- Tom Ashley and the coo-coo bird
- Loose Lips Sink Ships
- Harry and the Mudman
- A Deuce of Moose
- Zeitgeist is the Right Geist
- 3 Days with Claudette Colbert
- McMuckle makes a Minyan
- Night bowling in Taunton, Mass.
- The Death of James A. Garfield
- The Manticore's tale
- The Bookworm #1
- The Bookworm #2
- Miguel Santandrea
- Miss Sweet Potato Pie
- Lucy and the Mouse
- St Velcro™ and the Swan
More Stuff
- Platterland—2009
- Libby book—2010
- Mark Twain in trouble
- Murray Burnett, the Warren Commission and Casablanca
- Sylvester and Beany
- Scrotum, a wrinkled old retainer
- Fred Splendid, a radio relic
- Acknowledgements
- Rob Hunter bio
Alternate Realities


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